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Parenting is yelling You just had a snack over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. Thats why we have to wear workout clothes everyday Anonymous.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender but you dont have a top for it.

. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. The proof can be found on Babbles weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag funnyparents. Simply having children does not make mothers.

Motherhood is an extreme sport. John Travolta and Kirstie Alleys classic 1989 film. Jul 18 2017 - A resource for funny parenting quotes for the days when you could really use a laugh.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. If you want children to keep their feet on the ground put some responsibility on their shoulders. Best quote Beverly to her 6 year old son Jason.

If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. You know more than you think you do. Discover and share Funny Parenting Quotes And Sayings.

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When theyre finished I climb out Erma Bombeck You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation Unknown. When my kids become wild and unruly I use a nice safe playpen. Take a look at this funny list of parenting tips compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean.

You can kegel it up until the cows come home if you want youre still going to pee when you sneeze Brenda. If youre a parent then youre sure to relate to many of them and if youre not a parent then well. Discover and share Quotes Funny Parenting.

Parenting can be tough especially if you havent done it before. Great parenting lies somewhere between Dont do that and Ah what the hell Just make sure the what the hell moments arent too dangerous or they might not survive Dont worry its just the first 40 years that are the hardest. Its after they go to bed CallMeDraper.

Sure you can read about what to do in books but sometimes what you really need is raw undiluted advice from people who have been there and lived to tell the tale. See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. 90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

When theyre finished I climb out. See more ideas about parenting quotes parents quotes funny parenting. Having children is like living in a frat house nobody sleeps everythings broken and theres a lot of throwing up Ray Romano.

Bill Cosby When my kids become wild and unruly I use a nice safe playpen. The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. Funny Parenting Quotes for All Parents.

Remember I am your mother and that means youre not allowed to stay mad at me 9 16. Matthew McConaughey delivers one of the most enduring funny movie quotes as the adult stoner Wooderson who hobnobs with high schoolers in the 1970s nostalgia comedy Dazed and Confused. They just want quiet.

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